How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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