i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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