where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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