You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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