I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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