in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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