Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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