Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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