I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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