You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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