Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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