He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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