She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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