My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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