You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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