hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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