You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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