I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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