i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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