i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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