So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
MIDGETS
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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