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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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