He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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