Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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