summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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