I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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