I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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