can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
