Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
birth control should be required to get into college
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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