You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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