Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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