Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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