Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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