We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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