I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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