was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
How naked do you want me to be?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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