Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
