what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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