yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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