Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
