She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's shark week go big or go home
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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