WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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