Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
