but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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