Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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