how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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