we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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