her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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