I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
But break dance skills will only take you so far
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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