Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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